C.U.N.T.S. — Citizens United for National Tradition & Sovereignty
The world's first globally standardised nationalist movement.
Now operating in 47 countries and 12 tax havens.
// WHO WE ARE — WHAT WE DO — WHY YOU'RE ANGRY
C.U.N.T.S. helps citizens everywhere discover the same fear in different flags.
Whether your enemy is immigrants, Brussels, baristas, academics, vegans, cyclists, or young people with opinions — our patented outrage platform provides everything you need to feel under attack.
We do not manufacture fear. We simply package, brand, and distribute the fear you were already experiencing, and point it in a direction that is convenient for our donors.
// MODULE 01 — PATENTED OUTRAGE ALLOCATION SYSTEM
Our proprietary algorithm identifies the correct target for your frustration in under 90 seconds. Clinically calibrated. Emotionally guaranteed.
Are you currently struggling financially?
// Spin to Identify Your Enemy //
// NATIONAL THREAT LEVEL DASHBOARD
● LIVE Last updated: moments agoReal-time monitoring of civilisational integrity. Authorised personnel only. (And you.)
// CLASSIFIED INTELLIGENCE — THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE THIS
Decades of painstaking research. A network so vast it connects oat milk to the Bilderberg Group. (You'll see it if you look long enough.)
// ACCREDITED BY THE INSTITUTE OF MASCULINE STANDARDS (self-certified)
Industry-leading credentials for the modern patriot. Curriculum designed by men who read three blog posts and felt very confident.
// Achievement Badges — Unlock Your Potential
// AUDIO CONTENT FOR THE DISCERNING PATRIOT — NEW EPISODES WEEKLY (OR WHENEVER)
Hard truths. Soft evidence. Zero guests who disagree with us.
Every week, your hosts Brad and an unnamed co-host sit in a garage and explain the world. Topics include: things that used to be better, people who are ruining things, supplements, and occasionally a guest who agrees with everything we say. Rated: Extremely Confident.
// UNFILTERED. UNHINGED. OURS.
Journalism without fear. Or fact-checking. Or editors. Or accountability.
// OFFICIAL C.U.N.T.S. MERCHANDISE — FIGHT THE SYSTEM (BY PURCHASING THINGS)
Premium freedom-adjacent lifestyle products. Each purchase funds the movement. (Handling fee: 60%. Movement fee: 15%. Profit: yes.)
// PATRIOT INTELLIGENCE BRIEFINGS — DIRECT TO YOUR INBOX
Join 14.7 million patriots receiving our weekly briefing. We will tell you what to be angry about so you don't have to figure it out yourself. Unsubscribe anytime (but you won't).
By subscribing you consent to receiving our newsletter, occasional panic, targeted outrage, and promotional material for Freedom Supplements™. We do not sell your data to third parties. We share it with them for free. Privacy Policy: we have one. It is very long. Nobody reads it. That is intentional.
// FUND THE FIGHT — THE ELITES HAVE LAWYERS. WE HAVE YOU.
(Please fund our continued ability to say that)
* Donations are non-refundable. The Leader is not a certified financial advisor, therapist, or historian. Results may vary. Fear not guaranteed. Elites may not actually fear us. Private jets belong to donors, not you.
// AUTOMATED MOVEMENT DEPLOYMENT SYSTEM v3.1
Our industry-leading nationalist movement generator. Plug in your country, choose your scapegoat, and receive a fully operational movement in seconds. No ideology required.